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Best Californication Hank Moody Quotes

The best Hank Moody quotes from Californication.

Best Californication Hank Moody Quotes

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Sexual Harassment

"Are you sexually harassing me right now? Because if you are, I think I'm going to have to report you -- for giving me a serious boner."

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Texting and Twatting

"She's not much one for chatting. Texting, yes; Twittering, tweeting, twatting, staring solemnly at the old man."

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A New Day

"Oh, I don't know... I thought I'd start the day with some dry toast and half a grapefruit, maybe go for a run or maybe I'll just jerk off and go back to bed."

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Love That Diversity

"Instead of finding out your husband was gay, you could've found out he was a Scientologist... or a Nazi. Or Al-Qaeda. See that's what I love about LA. It's the diversity."

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Homeless Dick

"You kicked my dick out of the house. You made my dick homeless. And out of doors is a place where penises don't generally fare well. So my homeless dick now must seek shelter where and whence it can."

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