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Best Californication Hank Moody Quotes

The best Hank Moody quotes from Californication.

Best Californication Hank Moody Quotes

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Pussy Jihad

"I'm declaring a jihad on your pussy!"

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Mess of Your Bush

"Hey, it's you isn't it? I made a mess of your bush this morning."

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To Our Beautiful Family

"To our beautiful family, our black President, and my magnificent dong."

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Mental Masturbation

"I'm trying to mentally masturbate about it, but an image of you keeps popping. That's a problem."

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You Should've Called

"Well, you should've called. I wouldn't have answered, but you coulda left a message, which I would've quickly erased."

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Dick Punch

Hank: You looking for a dick punch?
Bill: Do you want to punch me in the dick?
Hank: I kinda do, yeah. But standing here talking about it is beginning to sound pretty gay.

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Fruition

"Try not to forget all the times I brought you to fruition. 33 to be exact."

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Quoting The Clash

"To quote The Clash, should I stay or should I rock the casbah?"

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Finger-Banging the Cat

"You're looking at me like I just finger-banged your cat."

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Life's Too Short

"Life is too short to dance with fat girls."

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