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Best Californication Hank Moody Quotes
The best Hank Moody quotes from Californication.

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Women Know
"Women know within the first few seconds of meeting a guy whether they want to marry him, fuck him, or kill him."
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Assholes
Hank: Don't you remember I'm an asshole?
Meredith: I'm an attorney.
Hank: Oh, then we're both assholes.
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Gentlemanly
"You can't snort a line of coke off a woman's ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams. It's not gentlemanly."
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Look at the Time
"Oh, look at the time... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says Off... Good thing there's not a second hand. I'm goin' in."
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Pooper
Hank: Funky back-tat on the small of the back there, you know what that means? Charlie: No
Hank: She likes it in the pooper.
Charlie: Really?
Hank: I have no idea, I just wanted to say pooper.
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Fellate Myself
"Oh, and it'd be nice if I could fellate myself while farting the White album, but I haven't quite mastered that yet."
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General Area
"I consider that whole area, general area, like from my knees to my nipples... cock."