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Dumbest Fitness Equipment Ever Marketed
We've all seen those ridiculous infomercials with the hilarious looking fitness equipment and workouts. Well here's a list of the dumbest.
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1.
Shakeweight
Manufacturer Claim: "Get strong, sexy, sculpted arms you'll be proud to show off!"
Reality: You will be prepared and physically ready to jack-off a horse!
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Hawaii Chair
Manufacturer Claim: "You don't have to exercise, the Hawaii Chair does it all for you!"
Reality: You will be able to hula-hoop for days.
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The Treadmill Bike
Manufacturer Claim: "The future or urban transportation."
Reality: Absolutely pointless, just run you morons.
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Body Bar
Manufacturer Claim: "One Bar. Infinite Workouts."
Reality: You can do the same crap with a broom stick.
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Vibrating Belt Machine
Manufacturer Claim: "Vibrate fat away."
Reality: you get a sweet butt message.
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Ab Circle Pro
Manufacturer Claim: "The Fastest, Easiest way to Fantastic Abs"
Reality: Your boyfriend will love watching you workout if you buy this.
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Slendertone Bottom Toner
Manufacturer Claim: "Firm your bottom with clinically demonstrated Electric Muscle Stimulation (EMS) technology."
Reality: You get to have a nice tingly feeling in your butt whenever you want!
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Leg Magic
Manufacturer Claim: "Get Super Model Legs. Spot reduction in a few 60-second workouts a day."
Reality: This machine can tone leg muscles but spot reduction is a myth.
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Red Fitness - XL System
Manufacturer Claim: "Lose up to 4 inches using the power of core-midsection rotation."
Reality: You look like an idiot and accomplish nothing.
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Vibraslim Europlate
Manufacturer Claim: "Tone and firm your shape with virtually no effort. The vibrations will do the work for you!"
Reality: It prepares you mentally for an earthquake.
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