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Best Eric Cartman Quotes

South Park is great largely on account of one character: Eric Cartmen. Which of Cartmen's vile, racist, or outrageous statements are the funniest?

Best Eric Cartman Quotes

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That Is Not Cool

"Dude, that is not cool! Chopping off wee-wee's is not cool!" - Eric Cartman

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Christian Rock

"Think about it - it's the easiest, crappiest music in the world, right? If we just sing about how much we love Jesus, all the Christians will buy our crap." - Eric Cartman

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Second Mortgage

"Kenny's family is so poor that yesterday they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage." - Eric Cartman

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Penetration Obligation

"It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation." - Eric Cartman

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Sell Out

"I've learned something, too: selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money, and when you have money, you don't have to hang out with a bunch of poor asses like you guys. Screw you guys, I'm going home." - Eric Cartman

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Handle It

"Handle it? For two billion dollars I could handle my Grandpa's balls dude." - Eric Cartman

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Sweet Hockey Body

Cartman: "The poor kid passes it to the Jew, the Jew shoots. He misses! Proving once and for all that Jews cannot play hockey!"
Kyle: "Shut up Cartman! Your body is bigger than the goal!"
Cartman: "No, I just have a sweet hockey body."

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Carpet Muncher

"Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian." - Eric Cartman

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Lady Business

"Why don't you girls wash dishes or get pregnant or something?" - Eric Cartman

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Possession of Aborted Fetuses

(On the phone) "Hello. Is this the University of Colorado Biology Department? Great, uh I understand you're currently doing research on stem cells? Kewl, because I'm currently in possession of some aborted fetuses that I'm looking to unload? Uh, how much do you pay? No, no, come on, ah I got a guy who's gonna give me eighty dollars a pound right now. How about a hundred? Oh you're breaking my balls - I, I'll think about it." - Eric Cartman

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