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Jew Gold

Cartman: "All Jews carry gold in a little bag around their necks! Hand it over!"
Kyle: "Jews do NOT carry gold in a little bag around their necks. Cartman! Stop playing around!"
Cartman: "Give me your Jew gold now!"
Kyle: "Dude, we don't have time for your stupid jokes! We're gonna die!" - Cartman: "Yes, but you can live if you give me your Jew gold! The decision is yours, Kyle!"
Kyle: "Goddamnit, you know I don't carry gold in a little bag around my neck, Cartman! Whattaya want from me?!"
Cartman: "I want... your Jew gold!"
Kyle: "...Okay, fine! Here!"
Cartman: "Do you think I'm stupid?! I know that all Jews carry fake bags of gold around their necks to keep the real bags of gold around their necks safe! Hand over the real Jew gold, Kyle!!"