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Seamen

Kyle: "Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman."
Cartman: "Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley."
Stan: "That's cool."
Cartman: "Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose."